The commercials seem way too long while watching DM, and you're pressing the fast forward button
You know your DM friends better then you non DM friends
You decide to watch each ep in order and you know who each killer is.
You invite your friends over for a DM marathon and 10 eps later you're the only one awake
You refer to Each person on DM as their Character names and only their Character names.
Your little sister asks you to help her find her lost toy and you start questioning everyone in the house... and even fingerprint a few people.
You know more about being a nurse than the school nurse.
You're watching a DM ep and you're electricity goes out, you start crying hysterically and yell out your favorite characters name a few times.
You go to visit a sick relative in the hospital and expect to see the gang there working on a case.
You have imaginary friends named Mark, Steve, Jesse and Amanda. And you pretend to solve murders with them
You have a sudden urge to eat rice cakes
You hit your head on something and you inform everyone around you that you have a 'Mild Concussion'.
You try to change your last name to Sloan, Travis or Bentley
You're looking for a place to dine out and you instantly think of BBQ Bob's
Anyone tells you to do something and you automatically reply 'I'm on it". -By Jessica Lovett
If you have any more just e-mail me and I'll put em' up here.